I cross my fingers
Every day
That there’ll be no pee
Under the Christmas tree
Or in the bath tub
Or on the Persian rug.
It’s all a crap shoot
My life now revolves
Around the wheres
And the theres
The calming formulae
And deterrent sprays
I’m a detective
For my cat’s defective
Elimination behaviors
Seek and destroy
Clean and remove
I guess it could be worse
It could be poo.
Peace, people.
Doing the best I can with what I have
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That’s the positive take! Thanks.
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😆good luck with that….
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Thanks. I’m in need of luck.
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Glad you can still see the humor… 🙂
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The humor keeps me from throwing her outside.
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I regret to tell you that when I read your title, I laughed…
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Oh, that was my intention. If I can’t laugh, I’ll cry.
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Oh, crap.
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Ha!
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I’m not certain that I wouldn’t prefer the poo. At least from my cats, it would be the easier of the two to clean up. So sorry! I know this is miserable for you.
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It’s so not fun.
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Oh darlin’, never greet xxxxxxxxx
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My brother just sent a picture of their entire Xmas tree lying flat on the floor. Broken ornaments everywhere. Fang, the cat, has been put on Santa’s naughty list. And on notice. 😂
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Oh no!
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Hahaha it could be worse! 🤣 you are looking on the bright side.
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Oh, if only the cat WOULD pee in the bath tub.
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You know, I almost don’t mind that one. Easy to clean.
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Reaction to a change in environment…too bad.
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We’re giving her an antidepressant along with a food that’s supposed to calm her. Although, the food takes weeks to make a difference. She’s such a sweet little psycho.
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Too true! When I had six cats, I had to forego the tree skirt altogether, as well as bathroom rugs, area rugs, towels left on the floor, etc. It was like a nonstop pee party, no matter how many litter boxes I had in the house!
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This is a fairly new issue with youngest cat. I’m about to rename her Psycho.
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