I’ve been having some digestive issues, and my left side was in pain, so when the physician’s assistant at my gastroenterologist’s office squeezed my side and mumbled something that sounded like, “That’s just because you’re obese,” I was rendered speechless. You see, I’m not skinny, but neither am I fat.
Several rejoinders came to mind:
“You’re no prize yourself, lard ass!”
“Pot, meet kettle.”
“Well f_ _ _ you, too!”
Fortunately, in the nick of time, it occurred to me that what he’d actually said was something along the lines of, “Those are just your obliques.”
I’ll ask at my follow up visit, just to make sure, and in the meantime I’ll work on my witty comebacks and maybe on my muscle tone.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Love this, lol😂on the insults scale your suggestions rate pretty high.
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Thank you very much.
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I shudder to think how all that really could have turned out 😉
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😃 Thank goodness for once my head prevailed over my mouth.
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🙂
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The scary thing is there are thoughtless people who work in medical offices. Glad this (probably) wasn’t the case here. – Marty
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Ok…this made me laugh
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Let me tell you, I was plenty steamed when I thought he’d called me obese.
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😀😀
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Yes. I se your head was wise . Wiser than your eras anyhow Missus !! xxxxxx
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Just barely!
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I did have to smile at this. So glad you bit back the retorts, (which byw were just perfect). But more importantly, I hope you get these issues sorted out soon and get your health back. Lucille Ball, such a star.
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Thank you! On the upside, I’ve lost some weight. On the downside, I’ve lost s lot of weight. 😳
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That’s not good, do take care of yourself. X
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Thanks!
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In the future please be more impulsive and remember to record everything
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Oh, you do NOT want to see angry, impulsive me.
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Might your witty comeback involve love handles?
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Yes. Yes, indeed. (Makes note to self)
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“You’re no prize yourself, lard ass!” – Hahahahaha, a woman after my own heart.
– Esme falling about upon the Cloud
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😘
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