You know what isn’t cool? Having someone ignore your multiple declarations of “Just a minute, please!” to intrude on your bathroom privacy. Making it worse? Said bathroom was an outdoor facility just yards from a busy road. Even worse? I was caught with my pants down and my lily white ass waving in the wind.
The perpetrator closed the door immediately, but still! Now I’m afraid the paparazzi will seek me out. I always knew I’d get some much needed exposure. Just didn’t plan for it to happen in this manner.