Privacy Please!

You know what isn’t cool? Having someone ignore your multiple declarations of “Just a minute, please!” to intrude on your bathroom privacy. Making it worse? Said bathroom was an outdoor facility just yards from a busy road. Even worse? I was caught with my pants down and my lily white ass waving in the wind.

The perpetrator closed the door immediately, but still! Now I’m afraid the paparazzi will seek me out. I always knew I’d get some much needed exposure. Just didn’t plan for it to happen in this manner.

Peace, people.

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

13 thoughts on “Privacy Please!”

      1. Even more disgusting! So he used a code KNOWING there was someone in there?? Oooh that would make my blood boil lol. I would report him to the authorities immediately.

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  1. That sounds really sketchy, and quite possibly like it could have turned out differently. Was he an employee? Whatever was going on, I would think twice before using any sort of outdoor facility in the future. You might be safer behind a bush!

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    1. I’d seen the guy inside the cafe. He was an artist. The two unisex restrooms are outside and have codes for entry. Both have large “knock before entering” signs. He knocked once and I yelled, “Just a minute, please!” As he began entering the code I repeated my plea and scrambled to get my pants up.

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