Patriotism is a fine thing, but yesterday afternoon I was walking down the sidewalk in Blountstown, Florida, when out of the red, white, and blue, I was accosted by our Stars and Stripes. A strong gust of wind caught the darned thing just as I passed by, and whack! Old Glory slapped the top of my head, almost knocking me into a pickup parked by the curb.
Okay, so I wasn’t exactly paying attention to my surroundings, but still, shouldn’t a citizen be safe from killer flags? Betsy Ross surely didn’t intend to let loose this flapping monster on unsuspecting citizens.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
I just had the random thought that if, say, you’d been struck by a Mexican flag would Trump declare war on Mexico? ~ George
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Honestly George, I wouldn’t be surprised!
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Telling you now, it’s Trump’s latest ruse… xxxxxx
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Ha! Now you’re just fueling my paranoia!
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Thre’s nothing the matter wi me…… ha ha xx
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Ha!!
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This could have been worse you know. It could have been attack of the killer Trump posters… x
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It’s only a matter of time.
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That was my thought too, Shehanne. Did the truck have a MAGA sticker on it, Leslie? 🙂
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Come to think of it….🤪
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Sue ’em
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I doubt if my brief loss of dignity is worth much.
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🙂
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