We were shopping for Studly Doright a sports jacket at Dillard’s a couple of nights ago. He found one fairly quickly and as we were leaving the men’s department he said, “Well, now I need you to help me find a gift for a girl I used to date.”
I did a double take, and my mind quickly scrolled through all the girls he’d ever dated. Before I could express outrage he said, “She’s kind of hard to buy for, and her birthday’s on the 5th.”
Only then did I realize he was talking about me. I slugged him. Gently.
Peace, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
“he found one quickly and we were leaving”…a successful shopping trip for most men.
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We lucked out and had a really knowledgeable salesman. Studly is a big/tall guy, and he’s not easy to fit.
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Too funny!!!
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He messes with my head all the time. In a good way.
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Lol. That’ll teach yah x
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He’s such a turkey!
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A little slow on the uptake were we, hmmm? 🙂
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Maybe a little!
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Brilliant. I might use it tomorrow – with acknowledgement of course
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Of course!
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