The beautiful blue pattern of interlacing circles pictured above is from a hospital gown. No, I wasn’t admitted to the hospital, but took an impromptu trip to the convenient care clinic on Sunday afternoon where I was poked and prodded, x-rayed and questioned interminably, not necessarily in that order. Being sick is exhausting.
I did learn that the best way to get to the head of the line at convenient care is to go in wearing one’s pajamas and stage whisper that you’re prone to bouts projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea. Sadly both are true, but I was immediately taken to a room.
They’ve perhaps sorted out my issues and I’m hoping we are on a course of recovery.