I love what eurobrat.wordpress.com did with this piece.
It should really be called the Department of Desperate Losers, he thought. Losers because they were not from America, and Desperate because they so badly wanted to get here.
He rubbed his hands together. He loved this part. It was the beginning of a fun new game.
In front of him sat a stack of computer file printouts, personally selected for him.
He grabbed the first one and started reading through it. Her name was Maya. She was a 15 year old girl from Syria. She liked mathematics and soccer. He looked at the file in shock. Who could have possibly picked this one? After a moment, he finally noticed the Post-It note on the cover sheet. “Just kidding,” it read. He made a mental note to find out who was responsible for this joke.
The next one was better. She was Vietnamese, and she was past the legal age…
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