All This and Cataracts, Too.

All This and Cataracts, Too

Sometimes I kid myself:

I’m young, sexy, skinny, and brilliant.

Yes, I kid myself.

In reality, I’m old, dumpy, chunky, and bland.

And now I’m told I have cataracts. Yes, they’re “baby cataracts,” and shouldn’t be an issue for a number of years, but dammit all to hell; I have cataracts.

I see trouble on the horizon. Wait! I can’t see the horizon!


Peace, people.

©2017 by Leslie Noyes

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I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

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