I’ve tackled the Iditarod,
Sailed the seven seas,
Made a fortune in the market,
Survived the killer bees.
My art work’s in the Louvre,
Next to Munch’s Scream,
I swam the English Channel
Made the Olympic team.
Every day I run ten miles,
Uphill and in the snow,
I’ve earned a star in Hollywood,
Same as Russell Crowe.
In the tabloids I’m lauded
As the leader of the pack
I swear to you this all is true
In a world of Alternative Facts.

Oh! Very well done! Good show!
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Many thanks!
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Huzzah!
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Thank you!
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Brilliant!
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Thank you!
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Money!
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You think?
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Great post!
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Yours is officially my new favorite blog.
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Oh thank you! I have to have warn you–I’m kind of all over the place: politics and death, poetry and rants. It’s like a cheap smorgasbord.
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Death and politics are two of my favorite subjects!
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Aha! You’re weird like me!
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