I took this photo at a local store that specializes in hunting and fishing paraphernalia, i.e. fishing rods, guns, ammunition, etc. I’m not sure how a pacifier fits their target demographic, but then my degree isn’t in marketing.
There are too many things going on in this packaging for me to come up with a single title. Note the, “Ages 6 months to 99 years” recommendation in the lower left hand corner. Perhaps I should call this one, “A Gift for the Ages!”
Maybe I should focus on the whole Broadway Baby/fame aspect. How about, “I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille,” or “Kim Kardashian, Eat Your Heart Out.”
Suggestions are welcome.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
lol……not sure about Do not expose to direct sunlight either????
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I know! Bizarre!
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lol, that whole thing was bizarre……….why do they make this crap, honestly? Are they on drugs when they think of this stuff?
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That was my thinking.
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🙂
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Yikes! I’m guessing this is geared towards the toothless shoppers! LOL!
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I’m imagining they might have a few that fit that category.
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I’m guessing a lot! LOL!
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“Kitch” Kiss, I reckon.
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I like that.
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