Sometimes one must toot one’s own horn lest it go untooted:
1) I pulled together an incredible Thanksgiving Day meal.
2) Neither Studly Doright nor I have developed any signs of food poisoning.
3) I took the best nap of my entire life. Thanks L-Tryptophan!
4) I have single handedly consumed an entire bottle of wine today and am sober as a judge.
Now I sit with Studly watching the Dallas Cowboys play the evil Washington Redskins as I contemplate my plans for tomorrow. Should I venture out into Black Friday crowds? Only fools venture where angels fear to tread. But, I’m no angel, and there’s always more wine.