We humans celebrate the milestones in our lives and in the lives of those closest to us: first steps, birthdays, first dates, etc. As we age those milestones become ever so much more important to honor.
Since I live far away from most of my family and friends I consider my blog followers to fall under this umbrella of camaraderie.
Therefore, I invite you all to celebrate an upcoming milestone with me:
The Colonoscopy!
To get this party started there’ll be plenty of clear liquids and balloons, Popsicles and party hats. I’ve booked a four-piece heavy metal band, The Raging Duodenum to play well into the night. They aren’t all that great, but they’ll play loudly enough to cover the sounds emanating from my intestines.
We’ll play games, too, like “Spin the Bottle of Magnesium Citrate” and “Pin the Tail.”
Once the festivities are over I’ll send my guests home with a complimentary tube of Preparation H and the softest baby wipes on the market. It’s going to be the social event of the season.
Prepping has begun! Let the festivities commence! R.S.V.P. ASAP. It’ll be a blast.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
This isn’t going to mess up your wine and chocolate cake festivities on Friday is it?
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Probably not.
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Lol, only you can celebrate it!
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oh joy…………..I love a good colonoscopy (not)…….you (and your butt) have my sympathies. Make sure they are the softest!!!!! wipes you can get. That drink to clear out your system, works a treat, but it’s no fun. I suggest a good book, you may be sitting awhile 😦
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I’ve been playing Plants vs. Zombies. It takes my mind off of the other stuff.
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hehehe
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Have fun! 😉
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I’m on the last leg of the prep drink. It is so icky.
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I agree. I’ve had to do this once myself, and it’s downright unpleasant. Good luck with the last leg of your prep!
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Thanks!
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Too funny! Hope it goes well. I trust Studley will be accompanying you. The doctor told me when I had mine a couple months ago that it would be my last colonoscopy. I’ll be too old in 10 years…something else would get me before colon cancer at that point! Sent from my iPad
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So there is a light at the end of the tunnel!
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Will we see the photographs? 🙂 Seriously, I wish you well
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I’m not allowing the paparazzi in! Thanks Derrick.
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Haha! Pin the Tail! Classic!
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Thanks!
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