Now and again I find it amusing to browse Craiglist for employment opportunities. And who knows, one day I might find the perfect job, namely one that pays me a large sum of money for doing very little work. Oh, and it must be a position to which I can report as suits my schedule.
Studly assures me that I need not work, but occasionally I’d like to have a bit of my own money so I can purchase things like birthday and anniversary gifts for him without having to fib. “Oh, that $200 missing from our account, um, that was for groceries.”
He knows I don’t buy groceries, so why do I bother? It’s part of the game, I suppose.
Anyway, I looked on Craigslist this afternoon and discovered a few interesting positions:
Of these, Head Lice Removal Technician and Funeral Associate sound promising. Who’s willing to serve as a reference?
Praying for Eyebrowz 
oooohhhhhhh noooooooo I don’t think I could do either of those, went through the whole head lice thing when the girls were little, all the tears and tantrums, from the girls as well. Funeral Associate could be just as many tears! lol
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That’s what I’m thinking! Can you imagine picking lice off of strangers’ heads all day??? I’d have phantom lice for sure!
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Yep
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There must be a nit out there willing to employ quirky you 🙂
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Ha! They’d have to be a nit(wit) to want me at this stage of my life.
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Funeral Associate reeks of death of a salesman. You could pitch someone a plot. Or up-sell a tombstone. But I would imagine that there would be just as much nit picking as in your other chosen career option.
Doug
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True. I think I’ll just remain a kept woman.
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