Gender Police

Gender police
Oh, gender police
We so depend on you
To keep our public
Restrooms
Free of LBT and Q.

Pray, how do you tell
If a person qualifies
As a laddie or a lass?
Some guys have breasts
While some girls don’t
Do they get a pass?

And how about that
Facial hair that sprouts
Upon both sexes?
Does a moustache indicate
What’s hanging between
Their two legs?

Short haircuts and
Boyfriend jeans are
All the rage these days.
Will girls who sport
These fashions be subjected
To your gaze?

Gender police
Oh, gender police
Your task I do not envy,
Deducing at just a
Glance the rights of
Bathroom entry.

  
Peace, people!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats. View all posts by nananoyz