Studly Doright and I have been married for more than 39 years now. I know what you’re thinking, “Man, that Studly is one lucky son of a gun.” And you’d be right. Apparently, I’m a heckuva catch.
Just this afternoon at Walmart a young man on the pet food aisle chatted me up about my cats and made additional small talk before asking, “So, are you married?”
I blinked rapidly several times and then in a too loud voice responded, “Yep! Yep! Old and married.”
“Too bad,” he responded and sauntered away.
He wasn’t my type. The saggy, baggy jeans were a deal breaker. Well, that and the “I look like I just got out of jail” vibe he was putting out. Still, if Studly ever forgets just how lucky he is, I have at least one prospect.
Note: My Walmart beau looked a lot better than any of these guys:
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Lol
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Good grief. Eccentrics of the world, unit in Aisle 17.
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It’s pretty bad.
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Oops, idiots of the world UNITE …. 🙂
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Nobody has ever walked up to me in a store and suddenly asked if I’m married. What am I doing wrong?
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Hey, it was a first for me, too! Of course I’ve imagined the scene many times–only its either been Huey Lewis or Harrison Ford asking the question. And we’re in first class on an international flight.
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I must admit, as romantic locations go, first class on an international flight does have a slight edge over Walmart.
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too funny! Just goes to show that there’s someone out there for everyone!
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Yes. Glad none of these were for me.
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I am a loser, apparently…
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You’re a winner. By any measure.
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Sometimes I am not sure
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You’re lovely, talented, intelligent…I could keep going…
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So are you. The difference is that it has been a while since someone asked me personal questions 🙂 Not that I need them, busy as I am, but would be nice nevertheless 😉
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I think he thought I looked like a meal ticket….
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HILARIOUS!!!! David really is lucky!!!
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Can you picture middle aged me being hit on in Walmart???
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Kinda makes me sorry we don’t have Walmart in the UK.😅
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Surely the UK is too classy for Walmart. Right? Right? The people who gave us Downton Abbey must be above the fray.
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Some pretty unclassy stuff goes on in Downton Abbey too I think. This is very funny and you are a helluvacatch.
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Thank you! I’ll tell my husband how lucky he is!!!
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You don’t find them attractive? hmmm
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