Studly Doright has permanent dibs on the tv remote. Usually, I’m okay with that, but when his search for programming stops on the series, Ancient Aliens, I go into full blown sarcasm mode.
If you haven’t had the pleasure (gag) of watching the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens you have no idea what you’ve been missing. Along with venereal disease and a bad case of poison sumac.
The premise of each episode is the same–to prove retroactively that groups of extraterrestrials were responsible for helping get the human race off the ground. The pyramids? Check. Stonehenge? Check. Mayan temples? Check. Epcot Center? Check.
If ancient edifices weren’t built by aliens as astronavigational facilities, they were erected as gigantic abodes primarily used for conjugal visits for whenever E.T. came to gift humanity with his otherworldly seed.
Yes, according to Ancient Aliens, we are most likely all descended from little green men. That explains a lot: Donald Trump, David Spade, Abe Vigoda.
On some episodes aliens are credited with being the gods of ancient mythology, and we know what a horny bunch they were.
I’m beginning to understand Studly Doright’s fascination with Ancient Aliens. It’s basically soft core space porn.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
funny, my partner also goes into “full blown sarcasm mode” … so why does he keep going back to it? Btw, based on your photo selection, some of us humans could indeed qualify for little green men ancestors !
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Oh, the History Channel is such a joke at times. Ancient aliens indeed! Everybody knows Bigfoot built the pyramids, with a little help from the Loch Ness Monster.
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You know I have this theory….
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If it involves ancient civilizations or modern dinosaurs, the History Channel will probably pay you for it. 🙂
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And that’s my master plan
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LoL … news to me! 😉 ♥ ❤
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I try my best to be informative. 😉
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teehee… Thanks for the tip! 😉 ♥ ❤
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Good they have their own channel. It is annoying when theories contaminate the news channel too.
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Oh, it still happens.
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It does
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