I ran over a snake this morning.
Ewwwwwwww!
It made me think about other things that bring an ewwwwww to my lips and face and mind:
Things That Make Me Say “Ew!”
(To the tune of My Favorite Things)
Spiders in thick webs and
Baby poop in diapers,
Roaches in corners and
Squished bugs under wipers
Moldy foods in Tupperware
And stinky gym shoes
These are the things that
Can make me say ewwww!
Snakes underneath tires
And hair in my salads
Stepping in dog poo
and John Tesch’s ballads
Splattering sneezes with
Snot infused goo
These are the things that
Can make me say ewwwww!
When the kid pukes
When the farts smell
And I hold my nose
I simply reflect on these
Grossest of things and
All I can say is Ewwwwww!
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
That’s daring to recall all these things, I am sure you purposely left out many others. Thanks for that!! Yuckkkk…
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There are many others, but I couldn’t make them rhyme. 😉
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But, if you can rhyme an idea like this, you can rhyme anything…all the best!
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Aw! Thanks!
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First I just read this post, then I sang it to myself and it took on a whole nother ewwwwy meaning, good job!
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Thank you!
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