Sick Euphemisms

seldom am i ill
now i’m green around the gills
under the weather

trying to refrain
from blowing copious chunks
feeling dyspeptic

weak as a kitten
way down in the old dumpster
sick as a puppy.

euphemisms all
describing one ugly truth
i feel craptastic.

  
Someone needs to sing Soft Kitty to me.

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Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

8 thoughts on “Sick Euphemisms”

      1. So it is not 24 hours yet. Fingers cross! A nasty bug! 😦 I got it just a few times in my life, but my daughter and her family are getting them on a regular basis. Sure it depends on where you live. Hang in there!

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