- Play Words With Friends
- Find hidden patterns in the carpet and follow them until you reach a wall
- Make up stories about your fellow passengers
- Eat
- Eavesdrop
- Read every sign backwards
- Read every sign in pig Latin
- Check your email
- Eat
- Read a book
- Count ceiling tiles
- Trace the alphabet with your foot
- Begin thinking in a British accent
- Eat
- Decide the man sitting beside you is an escaped convict. Move to another chair.
- Count designer handbags
- Google “escaped convicts”
- Google yourself
- Create a Venn diagram of escaped convicts and delayed airline passengers
- Eat
- Read a book
- Start a new game with a random person on Words With Friends
- Play “Dumb Ways to Die”
- Play repeatedly without improving
- Make a stupid list

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Where is have a glass of wine? time does not matter, it is wine time somewhere.
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Just as I finished the post our ground delay was lifted. Coincidence? I think not! Now I’m sitting on the runway in Amarillo with hopes of making my connecting flight in Dallas.
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Oops! I spoke too soon. They had us deplane. I’m having a beer to celebrate going nowhere.
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Oh dear, I don’t like delays. I cannot tell I hate them – they delay my flight after all, and I hate flights. Hope your trip back home is uneventful in a good sense.
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It was an extremely long day of travel, but the important thing was I did make it all the way home.
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