Define Reality

If I were asked to star in a reality tv show I’d instantly do two things:

  1. Say “no!”
  2. Examine my life and change whatever it is about it that made them ask me in the first place.

I might consider being part of something like American Pickers or Amazing Race otherwise, just don’t ask me.

Really! And no autographs, please.  

 Producers wanted me to be on Little Women as the world’s tallest little person. I declined. 
  
I turned down an offer from Mob Wives because Studly Doright is so not a mobster.

 

I still haven’t figured out what’s real about the women on these shows.

Studly and I sometimes discuss what a reality show featuring us would look like. He works hard, plays golf, rides a motorcycle. I write my little blog posts, read, cook poorly, and drink wine. We could star in “Extremely Boring People of Gadsden County.” Again, no autographs.

Peace, people!

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Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

10 thoughts on “Define Reality”

    1. I’m stuck inside watching television this afternoon as rain comes down in sheets. One lousy reality show after another came on. I know I could change channels, but they’re so bad they’re good.

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      1. Wednesday is his golf night. I kept thinking the rain would keep them off the course, but it’s not raining on that side of Tallahassee.

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