Studly, the Poet

Studly and I are watching Pawn Stars. In this episode a buxom young woman takes a vintage video game into the store to sell to the guys. Studly thinks the young woman is a “real cutie.” 

I respond, “She’s not that hot. She just has big boobs” 

Then Studly says,

“That’s a great first step

In the right direction

To give a guy

A huge erection.”

He followed this statement with, “see, you’re not the only poet in the family.”

Just shoot me, okay?

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