I always mess up “air kisses.” Read on:
He gave her a kiss,
A gentle touch of
Lips against cheek.
Very cosmopolitan.
Her attempt to
Reciprocate ended
In a sloppy smooch
Gone terribly wrong.
Her bright pink
Revlon left a smear
Starting near his nose
And ending at his ear.
Oh dear.
Peace, People!


One wonders what his wife said when he arrived back at base!
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I believe the gent is gay! Even more prickly, eh?
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As the great Billy Bragg wrote in his song Sexuality and in the context of a gay lady, ‘If you hang around I’m sure that we can find some common ground’! I’m still not sure he got it right mind!
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Ha–failed kisses, been there, done that! Too funny.
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I am never sure if it’s going to be an air kiss or a cheek smooch. I have yet to guess correctly.
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