Use Your Words

Friends don’t let friends use words incorrectly. Just ask Studly. For the first 20 years of our marriage I was the unofficial grammar hammer in our home. Studly’s approach to academics in general, and English in particular, was much more on the laid back end of the spectrum; whereas, my approach tended toward the rigid. One might say anal. One might say unforgiving.

My children would not use bad grammar. My children would never resort to using double negatives. My children would never, ever use the word “ain’t.” I’m fairly certain I was successful in their training, since they both maintain that grammatical rigidity with their own children.

What I didn’t foresee was that Studly would glean grammar nuggets from me, as well. Yes, I’ve provided ever so polite constructive criticism of his English usage over the years, but I really didn’t think those lessons would become so rooted that one day he’d have the gall to challenge mygrammar. I don’t know whether to be proud or pissed. And, yes, I could have used a better word than pissed, but I wanted the alliteration. So there.

Peace, People.

Unknown's avatar

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

Leave a comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

I didn't have my glasses on....

A trip through life with fingers crossed and eternal optimism.

Praying for Eyebrowz

Doing the best I can with what I have

Chaos with Cheese

kind of sad, but not so bad with cheese. cheese not provided.

Christine's Collection

My streams of thought meet here

JULIJA RUART

Conceptual Photographer and Writer

Misterio Press

Killer Fiction

Sean of the South Podcast

Music and Storytelling

Life is a rusty rollercoaster

A bit of this...A bit of that...bit of everything...come on in...

roughwighting

Life in a flash - a bi-weekly storytelling blog

Mark My Words

MARK PETRUSKA | WRITER

Dave Astor on Literature

Short essays about novels and other fictional works

Here There be Poems

By Ian Garrabrant

incomprehensibus

Home of Micropoetry, Literature, art and philosophy.

Entertaining Stories

Just a fiction writer, trying to reach the world.

Wagons Ho

I'd curtsy but I'm drunk.