Below is a list of the top ten lies I tell myself. Please add any lies of your own. We’ll share and compare.
1. I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.
2. I’ll start my diet tomorrow.
3. I’m only going to eat 10 chips.
4. Just one more chapter….
5. I can handle one more glass of wine.
6. The cats aren’t sleeping with me tonight.
7. I can quit watching “Criminal Minds” any time I want to.
8. This week I’m going to stay on top of the laundry.
9. Tomorrow I’ll get organized.
10. I will never use sarcasm again.
Peace (like that’s gonna happen), People
1. Really, I NEED this pair of shoes, it’s so different from my other 50 pair! 2. You can’t really tell that i’ve gained another 5 pounds. 3. These 2 small oreos (in addition to the rest of the package) won’t hurt my blood sugar. I will not stay awake playing games or typing on facebook on my phone when I go to bed tonight.
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Omg! Yes!!!
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#1 is my top lie too…
My contribution: I won’t take these jeans to the charity shop right now, sure I will lose weight and…
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I could clothe a nation with the outgrown items in my closet.
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“I ll sleep early today and wake up early tomorrow”
“I’m NOT addicted to eating chips”
“Ofcourse I’m not jealous of her!”
“My life is good the way it is”
“I LOVE my hair. It’s not at all unmanageable and frizzy”
I think that’s about it. (although I can go on and on)
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Love! Some of these could easily be my own.
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🙂
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