1.
Me: Did you hear that Mary and Ken are getting married next June.
Him: Hmmm
(One hour later)
Him: Hey, I heard that Mary and Ken are finally getting married.
Me: I know. I told you that earlier.
Him: Really?
Me: Yes. You never listen to me.
Him: Huh?
2.
Me: I think I’ll make chicken enchiladas for dinner.
Him: Why would you do that?
Me: Because I’m hungry.
Him: Huh?
Me: I’m making chicken enchiladas for dinner because I’m hungry.
Him: Oh, I thought you said you were taking cha cha lessons this winter.
Me: Why would I do that?
Him: That’s what I asked you.
Me: You never listen to me!
Him: Huh?
3.
Me: Let’s go to a movie this afternoon.
Him: Sure. What do you want to see?
Me: Either “Get on Up” or “Guardians of the Galaxy.”
Him: I thought you wanted to see the one about James Brown.
Me: I do. That’s what “Get On Up” is.
Him: Then why didn’t you say that?
Me: I did.
Him: Did what?
Me: Aargh.
Him: You forgot to say I don’t listen to you.
Me: It’s true; you never listen to me.
Him: What?
Praying for Eyebrowz 
I sooooo feel your pain on this one! Rick never hears me the first time, or he looks at me like he’s trying to figure out what i said, and he comes up with things like Studly did with the cha cha lessons! Funny stuff girly! i love how you make me laugh~
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Just after I posted this he came up with a new one. I swear!
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