If you aren’t an American football fan you won’t be interested in this post at all. So feel free to tune out, you won’t hurt my feelings.
Studly Doright and I were snickering while watching New England Patriots’ taciturn coach, the great Bill Belichick at his best/worst during the press conference following a loss to the New York Jets. Our snickers soon turned to a hypothetical, “What would Bill rather be doing right this minute?”
1) Double dating with Caitlyn Jenner.
2) Enjoying a root canal. Sans anesthesia.
3) Poking knitting needles into his nostrils.
4) Showering with a leopard.
5) Parading naked down 5th Avenue. On a snow day.
6) Apologizing. For anything.
7) Wearing nipple clamps attached to an electric generator.
8) Waltzing with Peyton Manning.
9) Having duct tape ripped off of his privates.
10) Eating raw monkey brains.
Thanks, Bill, for providing our evening’s entertainment.
Praying for Eyebrowz 