Q: Why’d the melons get married in a church?
A: Because they can’t elope.
Q: How’d the Roman warrior feel after gobbling down the Gingerbread woman?
A: He was glad he ate her.
Q: Where do young arsonists spend their summer vacations?
A: Camp Fire
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.
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