Please spare me your Monday hate
Your “weekend’s over” ire.
Approximately one-seventh of one’s
Life is spent on Mondays.
One-seventh!
Disparaging Mondays is akin to
Putting down the first (or second, or third, etc.)
Decade of one’s existence.
Let’s revisit our relationship with
Monday. Put a crown on it,
Cloak it in ermine-trimmed velvet and
Parade it through the halls of your
Life.
Name a rum drink in Monday’s honor:
“Monchata!” 
Now let’s celebrate!
Praying for Eyebrowz 