After I write this I solemnly promise my readers will never have to read another post about my Fitbit, but I thought some of the presidential candidates might need this information. It could be a game changer.
I’ve decided that the Fitbit might be a great boon to the economy and should be touted as such. Janet Yellen, heed my words! If every American had one the economy could make a complete recovery. Here’s my breakdown of benefits to the economy directly linked to the Fitbit:
1) Initially I drove to Best Buy using gasoline I purchased at a local gas station.
2) I bought a Fitbit Charge HR for around $150.
3) After purchasing my Fitbit I dined at Chicken Salad Chick where I spent $11.00 on my favorite scoop of Cranberry Kelly with a side of fresh fruit.
4) I needed good walking shoes, so I purchased a new pair at a local shoe store, spending another $80.
5) My socks irritated my toes, so I drove across town to a place that sells specialty socks and plunked down $12.00 for a pair. I like these and will soon buy more.
6) It’s been too hot most days to walk outside, so I drive to one of the malls in Tallahassee to walk in air conditioned comfort. Malls are dangerous places for me financially. I have purchased thus far:
- A new sports bra ($58)
- Moisturizer ($48)
- Jeans and two blouses ($179)
- Face cleanser and assorted cosmetics ($44)
- Food Court food — mostly grilled chicken (approximately $35)
- Miscellaneous items ($20)
Keep in mind that I also must drive to and from the mall. I’ve spent a lot of money this month thanks to my Fitbit.
Maybe this post wasn’t such a great idea. Forget I wrote it, and whatever you do, Don’t Tell Studly!
(But I have lost 8 pounds.)
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 