I might’ve gained a few pounds during isolation.

Not many, though, and my clothes still fit. They just fit a little differently.

I’m still fabulous in case anyone wondered.

Peace, people!
I might’ve gained a few pounds during isolation.

Not many, though, and my clothes still fit. They just fit a little differently.

I’m still fabulous in case anyone wondered.

Peace, people!

Studly Doright and his co-worker, Scout, look over the day’s agenda. He says she’s taking direction fairly well, and seldom questions his judgement. She also works for room, board, and meals, so that’s a plus. Her bonus pay consists of treats on demand and an occasional scratch behind the ear.
I applied for the job, but lost out due to ergonomic and spatial constraints: I cannot arrange myself on the desk like Scout can.
Peace, and stay well, people.
Alone, together
We play at isolation
Without a game plan

The ground rules have changed
Practice social distancing
For the greater good

In this brave new world,
Every minute a bell tolls
We listen alone

A Facebook friend said she needed sheltering-in- place haikus. I was happy to oblige.