Mercury did not suspect,
Yet Venus knew the score,
Earth was plotting to implode
Mars tried to close the door.
Jupiter was in on it,
He hoped that Earth would blow,
But Saturn was in denial,
And Neptune was too slow
The plot of Earth, it’s sad to note,
Went off without a hitch,
And those of us who ignored her plight
Are not allowed to bitch.
Praying for Eyebrowz 