If I had a dollar for every time I’ve done this, well, I’d have a bunch of dollars.
The sad thing is, it’s one of my tastiest recipes.
Peace, people
Tag: forgetfulness
I MIGHT Return Your Call
I walked the length of my house and into every room four times this morning in search of my cell phone. Only when I sat down to have a cup of tea did I realize it had been in my back pocket all along.
Scatterbrained
walked into the bedroom
stopped beside the dresser
something nagged inside my head
what was it i was there for?
left the room, went down the hall
thinking all the way
whatever might i have needed
in the middle of the day?
glasses i had on my nose
sandals on my feet
ipod was in my left hand
cranking a steady beat.
passed the mirror in the hall
oh, now my lapse was clear!
i’m naked as a jaybird
and should cover my derrierre.
Praying for Eyebrowz 