Dancing in the light
Cats watch from their safe spaces
Their crazy human

Sway to the music
Now observe my nimble feet
And salsa with me

Cool cat on the floor
Tango, flamenco, olé!
No lessons required

Every morning I dance around my bedroom while the cats watch in either fascination or revulsion. Sometimes I swoop in and bring one or another along on my wild pagan romp. They endure the experience with a stoicism the ancient Greeks would have admired. Here’s my actual cat, Patches, watching my dance routine:
