seldom am i ill
now i’m green around the gills
under the weather
trying to refrain
from blowing copious chunks
feeling dyspeptic
weak as a kitten
way down in the old dumpster
sick as a puppy.
euphemisms all
describing one ugly truth
i feel craptastic.
Someone needs to sing Soft Kitty to me.
Praying for Eyebrowz 