Now and again I find it amusing to browse Craiglist for employment opportunities. And who knows, one day I might find the perfect job, namely one that pays me a large sum of money for doing very little work. Oh, and it must be a position to which I can report as suits my schedule.
Studly assures me that I need not work, but occasionally I’d like to have a bit of my own money so I can purchase things like birthday and anniversary gifts for him without having to fib. “Oh, that $200 missing from our account, um, that was for groceries.”
He knows I don’t buy groceries, so why do I bother? It’s part of the game, I suppose.
Anyway, I looked on Craigslist this afternoon and discovered a few interesting positions:
Of these, Head Lice Removal Technician and Funeral Associate sound promising. Who’s willing to serve as a reference?
Praying for Eyebrowz 