Thus far in my 62 years on this earth I have never knowingly worn an ugly Christmas sweater. I say “knowingly” because I acknowledge there have been some questionable wardrobe choices in my past, and certainly an ugly sweater might’ve been one of them. I’m just saying I’ve never worn one on purpose.
Tonight, however, I will intentionally don an unattractive knitted garment, adorned with a gaudy, and unnecessarily sequined Christmas appliqué in the shape of a reindeer for my husband’s office Christmas party where an ugly sweater contest will be held. I don’t think my garment will win or even place in the top ten. I couldn’t go full on ugly.
Studly Doright, though, might’ve found the most heinous sweater of all time:
Is that not the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen? I told him he can wear it once, then it’s going in the dumpster. Or maybe I’ll keep it around as proof that his judgment isn’t always sound.
Peace, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
That is the most awesomely ugly sweater I’ve ever seen! A real winner!
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It’s just hideous!
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Wow….. that sweater…. just wow! Well, if you’re going to go ‘ugly’… might as well place your cards on the table and go all in!
Love how you refer to hubby as “Studly Doright” — totally awesome! LOL
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I honestly can’t believe he’s going to wear that thing in public! I hope he still has a job tomorrow.
And that name—it kind of just appeared in my head when I started the blog. It was weird.
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LOL!!! Hope someone takes photos for you to post LOL 😉
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I hope no one sees us! Maybe bags over our heads would help….
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hahahaha you just made me spit out my tea!!! 😂 🤣
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That is hilariously funny!! The ugliest sweater I have ever seen….looks like a contest winner to me!
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I’m afraid he’ll get arrested! It’s that awful.
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Gotta agree with you, that is an ugly sweater with a capital UG!
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Yep.
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Oh, dear.
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I know. I’m going to walk way behind him tonight.
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Oh My, that made my nipples cringe. He’s gonna be a winner.
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Ha! “Cringing Nipples” would be a great name for an alt rock band.
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Yuk
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
YEP—FOUND ONE! OH, MAN!
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Thanks for the reblog!
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See the poem on my blog about ugly sweaters? follow my reblog link and look around a little! 🙂
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