I was away from home for exactly one week while Studly Doright stayed home with the cats. For my trip, I packed two pairs of jeans, five blouses, and undergarments. Having done some laundry while visiting in my daughter’s home, I returned to Doright Manor with just one blouse, a pair of jeans, and a couple of unmentionable items to be laundered. Everything else went right into the closet.
Studly, on the other hand, seems to have worn every single button down shirt he owns along with half a dozen golf shirts, ten t-shirts, and at least a dozen pants/shorts. It appears that he must’ve come home midday, every day I was gone to change shirts. Or maybe he wore two shirts at a time for a ridiculous layered look. Who knows? It’s like a math story problem:
If a woman goes out of town for one week and leaves her husband to fend for himself, how many loads of laundry will that husband do in her absence?
a) 1/2
b) 1/8
c) 0
d) 1 million
Peace, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
C! The answer is a resounding ZERO!
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Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
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The second paragraph is hilarious! I also aced the test!
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A+++
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Oh no! That makes my OCD twitch!
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Neither of us a have OCD, but laundry is one of those things I just do as I go along. I guess if Studly were left to his own devices he’d just buy new clothes rather than wash dirty ones.
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Oh no, I just meant whenever mine happens to pile up I can’t rest until it’s done and out of my way. Oy!
😂😂😂 Just think of all the electricity and water you’d save if he did that!!
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When our son was in his final year in college his goal was to avoid doing laundry for an entire semester. He just bought clothes at goodwill whenever he needed something. It was crazy!
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😂😂😂
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But the cats were fed, I bet. Priorities! – Marty
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Yes, they were.
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