Clever and poetic!
Soon you’ll hear stories truer than true
All of them told by coffee boys who
Were granted immunity to tell all
Trump Org CFO… is Trump’s downfall
Weisselberg now will cooperate
With Mueller, he has much to relate
Laundered money, sedition… we’ll learn
Of Mob ties, fraud, see tax returns
Then David Pecker, Donald Trump’s friend
From the Enquirer who only penned
Damning reports of Trump’s opponents
Pecker, you see, was Trump’s proponent
“Trump worries about Pecker leaking”
Helping Bob Mueller, strictly speaking,
Trump’s ex-attorney, Cohen, has tapes
Recorded dealings, Trump won’t escape
Affairs, by blows, and spousal abuse,
“The best people” have lips that are loose
Still, Trump damns himself with every tweet
He’ll be remembered, traitorous cheat
The day after Cohen’s guilty plea,
House Judiciary Committee
Scheduled a special meeting… but why?
Clinton’s e-mails. The House was Putin’s best buy
Praying for Eyebrowz 