What wine pairs best with a white nightshirt? 
A red blend of course. Somewhere between the table and my mouth my wine took a detour, landing in a splatter pattern on my chest.
I know I should have immediately applied Shout or some other brand name stain treatment, but I elected to wear it as is, pretending it’s a work of high end non-representational art.
For some reason this spillage caused me to ponder the music of Neil Young. I’ve been listening to Neil on my Alexa device quite a bit lately, and I have to wonder: Where are the Neil Youngs of today? Where are the singers who are raw and real, who wouldn’t have gotten past the audition stage of The Voice or American Idol, but who speak to the soul of the resistance?
Nowadays someone would try to clean Neil’s vocals up. They’d treat the stains and strains and commercialize the lyrics. Screw that. My nightshirt and Neil are gonna resist that shit.
Peace, people.
Here’s Neil’s Old Man. Enjoy.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Hee hee.. Bring it on girl xxxxxxxx
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Many years ago I was wearing a white shirt at work and missed my mouth while taking a swig from Hawaiian Punch. It was only like 11:00am when I did it too. I recall it being a really long day till I could go home. – Marty
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I’m a big klutz, so this wasn’t my first major spill. Good thing I don’t run an oil company.
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