What Do They Know That I Don’t?

There’s a trip to Disney World in my near future. I’m meeting my niece CB and her family in Orlando to join in on their fun for a couple of days. 

No matter how old and decrepit I get, Disney World will always be one of my favorite places on earth. When I’m too ancient to walk I hope they’ll just wheel me around the parks like a load of ripe cabbages. 

I’ve been to the Magic Kingdom and its satellite parks on more than one occasion, and the one thing I have yet to perfect is the carrying of money/tickets/lip gloss/sunscreen, etc. I need something that will allow me to stow all of the above without impeding my ability to spiral upside down multiple times on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster.

Someone suggested a fanny pack, that ridiculously non-glamorous fashion faux pas from the 80’s. So being the rabid fashionista I am, I immediately googled “cute fanny packs.” Surprisingly, there are some nifty designs, but this suggestion also came up in my search:

  
Attends? Really? Do they know something I don’t? Just in case, I sense a shopping trip in my future.

 Peace and continence, people.

 

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Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

18 thoughts on “What Do They Know That I Don’t?”

    1. According to my husband my purse weighs a ton, so a wheelbarrow might be the perfect thing. Finding a belt big enough to secure it to my waist might be tricky. Other than that I can’t imagine any other impediments.

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  1. I’m looking forward to another fine photo-blog of this Magic-Kingdom getaway. And how you sport and style that Bum bag/Fanny pack.

    Regards,
    Pluto from Peoria.

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