Always the finder of the fewest eggs,
A dubious prize at best.
Like being crowned Miss Congeniality
In a field of wild weeds.
I never declined the questionable honor,
But smiled winningly enough
To hoodwink the shepherding adults into
believing I was honored,
When all I ever really wanted was to have the fullest basket
Just one Easter.

Happy Easter! Remember that it’s not the number of eggs, but the total amount of chocolate you get from them! π
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Great reasoning!
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