A Texas Aggie goes in to see his doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.”
The doctor looks at the Aggie and says, “Surely you don’t want that. It’s a very serious operation and once you go through it it can’t be undone.”
“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, Doc,” says the Aggie.
The doctor does his best to talk the Aggie out of the surgery, but he refuses to budge.
Finally the doctor says, “Well, if you’re sure, I’ll perform the surgery. But it’s against my better judgement.”
So the Aggie has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his IV stand in tow. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
“Hey there,” says the Aggie, “It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”
“Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided to be circumcised.”
The Aggie snapped his fingers and said, said, “Circumcised! THAT’S the word!”
Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/sex-and-shit/castration#ixzz3zLgF1Ovf
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Years back I once read the true tale of a chap who had had umpteen wives and girlfriends to the extent he thought his live ruined as he never had time to keep up with his passion for fresh water fishing. It was thus that he got himself castrated and, I understand lived happily ever after, rod in hand beside the river bank!
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Oh dear!
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Uffa!!!
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Lol!
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