Q: Why’d the melons get married in a church?
A: Because they can’t elope.
Q: How’d the Roman warrior feel after gobbling down the Gingerbread woman?
A: He was glad he ate her.
Q: Where do young arsonists spend their summer vacations?
A: Camp Fire
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.
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I know! I think I made the first two up. Maybe the first three.
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I actually like the one on melons haha!
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A testament to my weirdness.
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That explains a lot! 🙂
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😍
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Almost every week my friends husband emails her a list of bad jokes that have been named ‘Dad Joke Friday’
This list gets forwarded onto me so we can rolls our eyes in unison at the lame jokes that are so hilarious in their terribleness!
You just gave me the idea of maybe sharing them on my blog for the world to cringe at also.
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Cringing is good! I love bad jokes.
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I’ll chuck one up soon just for you.
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There you go.. Dad joke Friday post officially posted.
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Loved it!
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