Studly Doright handed me a catalog for a local store that carries a myriad of manly man implements and tools. Like a small child he’d gone through the catalog page by page and circled things he’d like to receive for Christmas. In red crayon. Seriously.
“What do you want?” He then asked.
“World peace, stricter gun laws, an end to hunger, equal pay for equal work, paid leave for all new parents, a $15 living wage, single payer health care, fully funded Planned Parenthood, a case of Shiner Bock, and a bottle of Cakebread merlot.”
“Ok,” he said. “I’ll vote for Bernie Sanders and give you a gift card for the booze.”
Now that’s a shopping list, right?
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 