My weekdays have become boringly predictable:
Rise, eat, blog, cruise Facebook, send a positive message to President Obama on Twitter, eat, do some chores, blog, cruise Facebook, check email, help Studly Doright build stuff in his new shop, eat, watch Ray Donovan or True Detective while enjoying a glass of wine, read in bed, try to sleep, have a hot flash, get up, change p.j.s, go back to bed, sleep, repeat.
Hopefully tomorrow my life will change. I have an interview at the Animal Services Center in Tallahassee to become, wait for it, a volunteer Kitten Cuddler! I have mad skills in this area, and I hope the volunteer coordinator recognizes this.
Often during interviews I provide way too much information. The question, “could you tell us a little about yourself?” often begins innocently enough with me giving my work experience and somewhere towards the end with a recounting of my first sexual experience. Awkward!
It’s as if my mouth and brain are waging a battle and my mouth has the upper hand. My brain begins saying, “Shut up! Just shut the hell up!” While my mouth keeps spewing my life’s history.
Keep me in your thoughts tomorrow. And if you’ve got any skill in telekinesis, please put a seal on my lips.
Peace, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
If you fail a Kitten Cuddler interview…..you have bigger problems than animal compatibility…..:)
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True that.
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Wow! Prayers sent your way! Hope they take you. You will be the first Kitten Cuddler I know!
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Want my autograph?
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Autograph, sure, and if you don’t mind, take a selfie with your first client for me 🙂
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Will do.
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You are perfect for Kitten Cuddler. Let me know if you need any references!
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Oh! That’s so sweet! I will definitely let you know.
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Oh boy, I hope you get this position. How in heck would they interview for this? I wonder what criteria they’ll use!
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I hope they want me to cuddle something.
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Yeah, show them your cuddling technique.
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OMG! The puuuurrrrrrfect job! A kitten cuddler! Love it! I seriously wished I had come across you in an interview situation! I would have hired you on the spot! Love it! 🙂
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I’m so nervous I can’t sleep!
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OMG! You always make me laugh! 🙂 Good luck! You will be fine!
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I slept for 4 hours! Then woke up thinking of kitten names: Sonny, Cher, Luke, Leia, Han
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Clawed … Fureddy … President Meow .. ok .. I’ll stop now!
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sending you good vibes from across the Big Pond 🙂
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Thanks so much!
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best of luck
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Thanks!
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