The day after Super Bowl Sunday should from now on be known as Big Game Monday. The post office should be closed. Schools should be on holiday. People should have the opportunity to recover. I’ve said this for years, and I don’t know why someone hasn’t taken action.
Who must I contact to make this happen? Troy Aikman? Terry Bradshaw? We all know Congress won’t do a damned thing. Figuring I’d go right to the top I wrote this letter to the First Fan:
Dear President Obama,
Hey! How are you? How are Michelle and the girls? I’m a huge supporter. Huge.
Listen, I know you’re busy, so I won’t waste your time. We need to declare the day following the Super Bowl a national holiday. I know you watch the game, and I think you might be the person to make this happen. A little Executive Order ought to do the trick.
You know productivity on Super Bowl Monday is practically non-existent. Americans are hungover and sleep-deprived. Half the country is depressed because their team lost. The other half is giddy. No one is getting anything accomplished.
What do you say? It’s worth a try. Of course, I don’t really give a flip who wins this year, but the Cowboys might be in the big game next year, so let’s make this happen.
Oh, and Boehner is a party pooper. 😉 Keep giving him hell, and bypass him on this one.
Sincerely,
Nana Noyz
How do I make sure he gets my letter?
Not entrusting it to this man, for sure!
C’mon in! Stay awhile! If our President comes through we don’t have to go to work tomorrow!
Peace, People! And thanks to Pinterest for the memes.
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