A feather in his cap, he said,
A conquest worth announcing
His celebrity was sure to win
Her eager aquiesence.
Grab her by her genitals,
You know she’ll gladly go there
Any girl would proudly say
She’d love to let you grope her.
Or maybe you’re just a little jerk,
Too caught up in your own myth
To understand the fallacy
That any woman wants this.
Praying for Eyebrowz 