In response to the Daily Post’s Daily Prompt: You’re throwing a party–for you! Tell us all about the food, drinks, events, and party favors you’ll have for your event of a lifetime. Use any theme you’d like. It’s your party.
I’m awkward at parties, even my own. I can’t imagine that my imaginary party would be any different.
“Hi, come on in!”
“How do you like the disco ball?”
“Are you going to eat your tots?”
“Yes, those are mothballs you’re smelling. Why do you ask?”
“Goulash for everyone!”
“Who’s up for a rousing round of piñata poking?”
“Every guest receives a free kitten and a box of condoms.”
Praying for Eyebrowz 