Oldie #5: Bad Karaoke 


When one’s singing is so awful it requires police intervention, that’s really bad karaoke.

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Like Milli Vanilli
I could be a star
sing beautiful songs
karaoke in a bar.

  
Just give me a stage
and a muted microphone
I’ll rock your world
or make you groan.

  
Queue up Leader of the Pack
or Friends in Low Places
pour another round
let me into your graces.