Tag: Kellyanne Conway

Alternative Facts

I’ve tackled the Iditarod,
Sailed the seven seas,
Made a fortune in the market,
Survived the killer bees.

My art work’s in the Louvre,
Next to Munch’s Scream,
I swam the English Channel
Made the Olympic team.

Every day I run ten miles,
Uphill and in the snow,
I’ve earned a star in Hollywood,
Same as Russell Crowe.

In the tabloids I’m lauded
As the leader of the pack
I swear to you this all is true
In a world of Alternative Facts.

Trending on Twitter

After Trump’s spokesdemon, Kellyanne Conway, introduced the term “Alternative Facts” on a Sunday morning news show, the hashtag #alternativefacts began trending on Twitter. And there were some doozies:




And then there’s this:


If Trump truly wants us to give him a chance then he needs to give truth a chance. Stop worrying about who has the biggest dick, I mean crowd, and begin the real job of leading our country. 

Peace, people.